Written in August 2024 and addressed to the judge overseeing his case, this is easily one of the most disgusting, cruel, bizarre, and pathetically self-pitying letters Luke Wenke has mailed to the federal court yet. In it, Luke Wenke shares his arguably disturbing thoughts about Tops Supermarket shooter Payton Gendron, mocks people’s financial situations despite not having two nickels to rub together, spews complete lies about people who likely never wronged him, falsely accuses me and several others of crimes, and names numerous individuals who he blames for his crappy circumstances. Per usual, Luke Wenke seems to think he’s the real victim and that it’s everyone’s fault but his own that he’s broke, in jail, and almost completely friendless.
Because certain people involved in this case have used this five-month-old website in an attempt to delegitimise my years-long victimhood, I’ve highlighted every mentioning of me in yellow. Other stupidity, including false allegations, other lies, and blatant disrespect to the court (which Luke Wenke seems to get away with) is highlighted in green.
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NOTE: The contents of this letter do NOT reflect my views, opinions, or beliefs!
USA v. Luke Wenke – 1:22-cr-00035
Document #147 – Filed August 21st, 2024
USA V. Luke Wenke – Document #147
U.S. v. Luke Wenke – Letter #147 – Page 1
“You all listen to my phone calls. You all read my shit. Just face it. I win. I. Fucking. Win.
In the end, I know how to word things perfectly. Everyone either wronged me personally or they did something worst than me. I am Charlie Bucket and you are all a bunch of Oompa Loompas to me. Waleed Abughanem won’t talk to me anymore. Oh well, they’re violent Hamas sympathizing terrorists. Somewhere that Mexican they didn’t want to be with their daughter will gladly testify on Fox News any day about how that family wronged them. Even if they allowed her to be with him, former Cattaraugus County Libertarian Chairman Luke Wenke remembers Khaled saying Hamas needs to go Auschwitz on Israel. All of Luke Wenke’s former substitute teaching students who become corrections officers at Cattaraugus County Jail remember those conversations. Oh you think Luke Wenke is lying? Wow look at this illegal conviction on paper, [Victim-1] did this to him to get his client sentenced to less time. Andrew and Krystie had their swastika paper bags on their heads a little too tight one day and they were just doing their jobs. Wow fuck you George Borrello, you didn’t answer my attempts at reconnecting with you after Allenwood. Glad I got photographic evidence to prove we’ve known each other since 2019 when you wanted the Libertarian line on the ballot as you called me first, not the other way around, as I was driving back from Jamestown after a piano tuning customer. Kathy Hochul, Antonio Delgado, and all the county Democratic parties will gladly testify to my giving them George and David DiPietro’s phone numbers in 2023 to create bipartisan dialogue for once. Wow Carl Paladino fuck you all you ever did was bitch at people over email. Wow Carl what a shit influence you were on me in 2010 when I dedicated my first vote to helping you beat Rick Lazio in the primary. Wow Carl you hired a pedophile to work on your 2022 Congress campaign just like my cousin/Katie [last name]’s ex Paul Kenyon. Hi my name is Luke Wenke and I put the Urban Dictionary definition for “Wenkeville” up back in high school. Wow fuck you Wenkeville reunion, I wanted to go in 2023 but you assholes stereotyped me in 2023…”
U.S. v. Luke Wenke – Letter #147 – Page 2
“…because of what happened to me and you tried getting me arrested for trespassing. Wow fuck you Libertarians, you all got in fist fights at your national convention in 2024 legal paperwork can prove I wasn’t at. Wow sorry I paid for a presidential debate in 2019 for you retards. Wow Vermin Supreme fuck you photographic proof I met Benjamin [Ryan] through you. Wow look at me I’m Luke Wenke and I put the Urban Dictionary definition for “Flex Off” up awhile ago. Guess I’ll draw more anime pictures of myself and do that since fuck both Benjamin [Ryan] and Katie [last name] who that May 2024 psychiatrist asked if I touched myself to in jail. Wow Katie known you since 2010 so you attack my mother’s new restaurant online. Yeah legalize drugs and go Amsterdam on prostitution and let Steve Pigeon and Richard Greer pay midgets to choke on their dicks but ok how come John Sinatra’s relatives got insider privileges and got out first before illegally convicted me? Wow Biden pollster John Anzalone’s relative Alexander Anzalone, is that new janitor job at Cellino and Barnes janitor job treating you well? Wow Michael Crick you false fucking prophet of [address], I decided I’d rather be a celibate Catholic priest forever. Wow fuck you [Ryan’s family] I baked a Confederate themed cake for you in 2020 but then Brett’s maid Elexya [last name] got her Elmer Fudd bazooka out and shot the cake like a mentally ill Horizons mental health short bus retard. Wow fuck you former high school Principal Chris Siebert, what you done to your dead wife Heather and why you give shit paperwork on me to the court in 2022? Wow so much for being the Class of 2010 Class Speaker. Wow fuck you Mayor Aiello, your longtime friend my cousin Paul Kenyon told me you and the rest of your Olean city government retirement fund payroll members had been plotting to do this to me for years after that Chuck E Cheese meme I made Olean Times Herald over. They all want to be Mayor of Olean, let them fight on the Olean High School stage over that job. Wow fuck the credit union, I had to fight them in court after they kept trying to sell my house after my mother absolutely paid all of my bills. Wow the credit union embezzles shit into the county government. Katie [last name] and all her Salamanca exes have Salamanca CCSE…”
U.S. v. Luke Wenke – Letter #147 – Page 3
“…credit union accounts and they all got her to do that to my car in 2022. Wow fuck you Buffalo area private lawyers like Frank LoTempio and Barry Covert, I lost everything thanks to this illegal conviction [Victim-1] and his private weekend security guards Andrew and Krystie conspired to do to me to get that Bill Clinton judge Michael J. Davis’ sentences for his clients down. Wow fuck you Capitol Rioters, you’re all a bunch of groupies. Wow fuck you Tops supermarket shooter, I stood up for George Floyd. Wow fuck you Danny Masterson, I was in the comment section of your YouTube show for years inviting you to fuck my asshole while I put water balloons in my shirt like boobs. Wow fuck you Danny Masterson, you could have raped me for free. Fuck those Buffalo private lawyers demanding $20,000 over ending a fucking email fight on time served no more probation. They’re not accomplished, they’re overpriced. Wow fuck Jay Ovsiovitch he forged my signature and dropped my Appeal. Wow fuck you Ivan Hunter, you’re younger than me and I saw Afghanistan and Iraq were a losing cause right away so fuck your military service Ivan Hunter, the Taliban won. Wow fuck you Buffalo Bills, you don’t win. Wow fuck you Jacquie Walker and Luke Moretti; Officer Krupke at Chautauqua County Jail raped mine and Arthur H——‘s butt every night but you guys were too busy interviewing Ralph Bucky Phillips summer 2023 to answer my calls David Rudroff was blocking. Wow fuck you Katie [last name]’s friend Kellen Quigley of the Olean Times Herald, [Victim-1] paid both you and Katie to produce bullshit news articles about me. Wow fuck you Buffalo News, the stenographer leaked my drawing of John Sinatra to you guys and you just replaced Garfield the Cat with Sinatra the judge. Wow fuck you former Olean NY Dominos employer, Google says you’re racist. I took George Floyd’s side.”
U.S. v. Luke Wenke – Letter #147 – Page 4
“Wow fuck you Kamala Harris, 4 years in office and what kind of thanks did you give the George Floyd goers? I remember Daniel Christmann and Jake Long of the Capitol Riot. Daniel begged me to go on my presidential debate stage absolutely finable all over the internet. Jake Lang’s father knows Daniel. Jake had a baseball bat and a gas mask at the Capitol Riot. Jake and Daniel are violent Capitol Riot groupies. They all get a groupie pardon in 2025. Counterman v. Colorado 600 US 66. Public safety drones that go the speed of sound and public safety satellites using Xray vision on everyone’s homes and cars from space watching iPhone trackable Luke Wenke drive from Bucktooth Run Rd. Salamanca NY to Big Cabin Oklahoma so I can talk mad shit about [Victim-1] on Twitter all over again like it’s 2022. Vice-President of Public Safety Equipment Manufacturing Operations Kevin Wenke at Siemens Dresser Rand of Olean since he has his MBA from the University of Tennessee. Wow fuck you Chinese buffet immigrant labor, your egg rolls give us diarrhea and they’re giving Dr. Rutter chlamydia and gonorrhea, go work for [Wenke’s father] making public safety satellites. Hey fuck you Judge Whoofukwhoo, you got your judicial middle management job for life. Hey fuck you Vilardo, Richard Greer has no witnesses to subpoena and you denied him bail way the fuck back in 2023. Hey fuck you [enemy inmate] of Baltimore MD, I wanted Herman Cain the Godfathers Pizza motherfucker back in 2011 so catch up motherfucker, fuck your Suboxone Sinatra’s relatives have MDMA. Fuck you B.O.P. your K2 drug sucked. My name is Luke Wenke and Rubio at Allenwood was so thuper duper sexy he was from the Bahamas he was a cocaine dealer I’m Luke Wenke I’m a thuper duper fucking f****t Rubio can jam his dick up my ass any day wow fuck you Katie and Benjamin [Ryan] go shit on each other and call it a Cleveland Steamer wow fuck you every fucking f****t I ever met at Marcella’s f*dgepacker bar, you all have AIDS. Wow fuck you 716FEDS you don’t even exist. Wow fuck you Indiana your 2020 marijuana laws kept me at Allenwood an extra 6 months but at least Rubio made my thuper duper f****t senses tingle!”
U.S. v. Luke Wenke – Letter #147 – Page 5
“I am a very competent person. I don’t like lies about me on paper. It is Thursday August 15th 2024 as I write this one up. The Buffalo Federal Public Defender’s Office absolutely told me on the phone today that Frank Passafiume took a 2 week vacation. I talked to a woman on the phone about it. I tell the truth in court unlike the rest of the liars of this case. The two other sheets pages 1-4 I am sending the court in today’s envelope were written up last night as my mind was racing in my favor. The cartoon of Carl Paladino’s speeding ticket with Judge Whoofukwhoo was sent last night in a separate envelope. I am competent and I remember shit.
Go to that Buffalo Federal Public Defender’s Office run by Marianne Mariano. Ron the Investigator, Fonda Kubiak, Erin Adams, they all work there. They can’t run and they can’t fucking hide from me. Frank Passafiume took a 2 week vacation. Go fucking fact check my claims, motherfucker. Call 716-551-3341 from the Orleans County Jail phone and the lady answers but officers can’t hear my calls.
What’s Frank Passafiume doing on his 2 week vacation? You don’t know what else was said on my phone call with that lady. Is Frank out in Minnesota on [Victim-1]’s Lake Superior yacht with Katie, [Victim-1’s family member], [Ryan’s mother], and Krystie from the Buffalo FBI? Revoke his fucking passport and audit his fucking credit cards because none of you motherfuckers know what else was said on the phone between me and that lady. Why didn’t Frank include her on [Victim-1]’s yacht? She too fat and ugly for Frank’s tiny ass d—? Marianne Mariano too old for Frank? What the fuck does [Brett/Ryan’s dad] think about Frank going on [Victim-1]’s yacht with [Ryan’s mom]?”
U.S. v. Luke Wenke – Letter #147 – Page 6
“2 and a half years is long enough you fucking assholes. Fuck this shit. That fucking office full of tax subsidized public pretending motherfuckers owes my mother Janet McCaul and Jeff Bish of the Town of Olean Volunteer Firefighters’ Salamanca Broad St. restaurant a federal fucking small business grant of at bare minimum a few thousand dollars to make up for their conflict of interest shit with Katie you all fucking know about. Get your fucking federal cryptowallets out you motherfuckers and wire that shit over to Republican county legislator Laurie Hunt of the Salamanca CCSE credit union you all know god damned well I talk to from here because as of Frank Fucking Public Pretending Passafiume’s 2 fucking god damned week vacation out there on [Victim-1]’s yacht making femdom Pornhub videos with [probation officer] on a fucking bitch leash with [Ryan’s mom] shitting on his fucking Face calling it a Cleveland Steamer, oh as of right now I just became the judge of this retarded as fuck bullshit case you all know is fucking so so done.
Get the Tops Supermarket Shooter out while you’re at it. Send his case over to some county Republican judge out in the Adirondacks. Idaho Black Trump 2024 supporters paid Peyton a visit. Fake news, none of us were at Tops in 2022 to know what really happened. Get Peyton a federal grant so he can open a holographic video game laser tag room where players attack [racial slur] zombies. Fuck this shit. Holy fucking Christ is John Sinatra taking my DNA samples and wiping them all over Katie‘s vagina saying I’m the father of the kid John got Katie pregnant with? Republicans don’t like abortion Katie, you can’t forge my signature on that ECMC birth certificate. That’s John Sinatra and Katie‘s pair of octuplets coming out 9 months later. Fucking Katie the Octopussy Octohoe.”
U.S. v. Luke Wenke – Letter #147 – Page 7
“Third is the charm. This competently written Free Speech exercise gets sent along with the other papers. Go listen to my phone call with my mother Janet McCaul from today, 8/15/24, Ron the Investigator has been to her house, Alex and Marianne talked to her just fine, Katie has been to her house and my maternal half brother [name], age 10, remembers her. Fonda was a bitch to my mother on the phone in 2023 and Frank is afraid to call her. [Probation officer] too. Why? Pussies. Afraid of a woman aged 52 born with incurable macular degeneration who can’t legally drive but has an unbeatable restaurant?
She was my father’s first of four wives. Wenke v. Wenke, 219 A.D.2d 884 is out there in the Albany NY Supreme Court files somewhere proving it was former Town of Carrollton NY Justice of the Peace Carolyn Giardini’s side of the family that won in court, not the Wenkes. I heard about my father’s testimony on me from June to the bullshit psychiatrist whose paperwork I never saw. Check my phone call from today. My father’s second wife was Dana [last name] from Knoxville, TN and her current husband [name] is from [city], NC – where the [Ryan’s family] are from. Dana knows about my situation too and during a 2014 visit between her and I in Chicago, Dana told me about my father things I didn’t know. Because of his testimony on me, now I have to speak further.
He described me as submissive? He raised his hand to me in his Section 8 apartment December 2023 with his current wife [name] present to see it. Frank Passafiume knows the woman Fern who had to supervise my father during his sporadic visits in my childhood. Ask any Wenke relation. When my father was a student at Archbishop Walsh in Olean, another kid beat him up on the front school yard and my great grandmother Geraldine Wenke…”
U.S. v. Luke Wenke – Letter #147 – Page 8
“…of [redacted] in Olean had to rescue him saying “Leave my Kevin alone.” No one ever punched me in the face in school. Ask my recently retired high school principal Chris Siebert of Salamanca about what happened between me and Christian Milanowski. That was the only feud in school I ever had, I won, it was nothing. Grama Giardini pushed Grama Wenke down the stairs because of that Wenke v. Wenke case, her first husband who recently died Monty Shoemaker punched her in the teeth. Nobody ever got physical with me because I’m not an asshole. I’m Biff Tannen/Marty MoFly, it’s my father who is George McFly. I bought my house myself and I copied my still-living maternal uncle Jeff McCaul (Masters in Psychology from St. Bonaventure University) how he bought a house in 1999. My father [name] paid employees off a credit card at his failed Supertel stores in Florida Forcing Dana to work at them. Audit him. Ask Dana. She’s findable. His current wife [name] only became a U.S. citizen in 2022. My mother’s side has plenty of living relatives who will testify about [Wenke’s father]. I’m the one with legitimate professional references, not my father who moved to Florida so he wouldn’t have to pay child support. Where’s Frank’s friend Fern? That’s a gem.
Fuck your court’s psychiatrist and paperwork. I know the truths and lies and my rights too. Yes my father has visited me here at Orleans County Jail, but you can ask him about his KKK cousin Will Coker who plans on pulling some violent stuff at the Wenkeville reunion out in Portville NY this Labor Day weekend I have no intention on going to. Covid made them all go bad. No I’m not fucking submissive, I’m a self-financed homeowner unlike my father who even owes his parents money big time. Appeals Court is higher than this shit. You are all in checkmate in terms of trying to fuck me over because I know truths about my life I haven’t even had a chance to explain face to face with any of you. My father does not speak for me, he lost in family court. Nobody that ever knew him wants to do business with him. My mom gets a hotel next year. Watch.”