Luke Wenke Cries Wolf to the Judge Over His Self-Created Problems

Just days following his release from the Chautauqua County Jail in August 2023, Luke Wenke wrote this self-pitying heap of bullshit to the judge overseeing his case. In it, he claimed that someone “immediately” began harassing him after he was freed.
 

Of course, Luke Wenke conveniently fails to mention in this letter that he had tried filing false harassment charges against me with the Olean Police, and that he threw a week-long tantrum over the Olean Police Department’s refusal to lock me up and throw away the key based on his word alone. Wenke also said nothing about how the Foot Soldier had harassed me on his behalf the same day I received a phone call from the Olean police, or that I begged the Foot Soldier to just leave me the fuck alone.
 

Luke Wenke was so seemingly desperate to pin a fake crime on me, when I truly wasn’t bothering him, that it makes me wonder what type of moronic shit he’ll try to pull the next time he enters the free world. As I’ve learned in the past, it only takes all of one or two days before MY phone starts to receive unwanted correspondence. He can take his tall tale and shove it up his unwashed ass, because that’s all it is. A fucking story. Just like everything else that comes out of his mouth. He wishes I’d directly acknowledge his pitiful existence. So badly.
 

Luke Wenke – Document #71
August 24^th, 2023

To read a typed version of this letter, scroll past the PDF viewer.
 
USA v. Luke Wenke – Court Document #71

Luke Wenke #71 – Page 1

“Hello Mr. Sinatra,

I want to show my more pleasant side by directly keeping you up to date with my situation. I want this ugly part of my life to end as quickly as possible.

Group therapy three times a week from Olean to Buffalo each time over a Carl Paladino-style email fight from January 2022 with a stranger I never met representing someone my heart beated for three years ago is definitely something that feels like an Obamacare-style government overreach but the survival strategy for the moment looks like it’ll have to be Skyy Homes medical transportation full time hours on the Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday I am in my own home county and then I will get my old Doordash deliverer account going on the Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I am mandated to be in Buffalo. There are many people present at group therapy with much more intense and longer lasting mental health issues than I face so perhaps I need to use the time I have with those people to motivate them and boost their moods. Even some of the therapists at Horizons have said they have faced the same mental health issues during Covid their clients have faced. We need to work together so our human environment can improve.

I wish to provide some transparency to you. Daniel Christmann of the Capitol Riot was one of my 2019 Libertarian presidential candidates. He has been to my house before; before Covid, I am told he is being evicted from his [address] Brooklyn, NY apartment. I do not know what is coming of his situation but I don’t want anyone’s situation to continue to step on my toes. I am perfectly fine with everyone knowing what’s what so they’re on the same page. I am someone who helped Officers Stover and Walker at Allenwood with K2 and where it comes from. I am aware Pope Francis and the Saudi royals like the coca plant but I am fine with that stuff being FDA regulated. It did not take gay men shooting women dead and lesbians shooting men…”