In this letter, sent from the Cattaraugus County Jail in late October 2023, Luke Wenke attempts to negotiate an end to his legal problems — purely on his own terms.

Luke Wenke Oedipus Flex: “Men use my mom for money.”

In this letter, Luke Wenke…

• Admits he’s caught in a mess but refers to it as something that “happened to me” rather than the consequences of his own actions.

• Brags about how men supposedly chase after his mother and use her for her money.

• Gives the judge extremely shoddy and laughable investment advice, adding “I just helped you with business matters big time.”

• Falsely accuses me of trying to get him arrested by lying to the police.

• Denies being a public safety threat.

• Complains because he doesn’t think either Brett (another victim and the father of Ryan, Wenke’s romantic obsession) or I will “admit guilt in court” at an upcoming probation violation hearing.

  Wenke seemed pretty confident that the fellow victim and I would be present at the proceeding — most likely because his public defender had filed, AT WENKE’S REQUEST, a motion trying to force Brett, me, and another victim (Victim-1) to testify in court.

  Just like he had done in the past, Luke Wenke seemed to forget that he is the one under legal scrutiny, NOT his victims. He repeatedly mentioned how sure he was that neither Brett (whom I’ve never met) nor I would plead guilty. Why the fuck would we? We’re not the ones facing criminal allegations!

• Complains that his probation officer lied to him during a recent arrest on suspicion of multiple probation violations. According to Wenke, the P.O. had instructed him to drive to Buffalo for a drug test. When he arrived, he was taken into custody and remanded to the Cattaraugus County Jail.

• States that he “presumes” that another victim’s family holds ‘Luke Wenke handwriting plagiarism 101’ classes while homeschooling their children.

Luke Wenke tells the judge to marry him and Ryan.

• Attributes his lack of a relationship (or any contact, period) with Ryan to a “forced separation”.

• Tells the judge to fly Ryan to Buffalo and marry them in handcuffs, stating, “I know you see the heartbreak that drags on and on with mine and Benjamin’s forced separation.”

• States that he didn’t see anything in his paperwork banning him from contacting Brett’s wife, despite Brett (Ryan’s dad) having obtained a state-issued no-contact order of protection. At the time, Wenke was being detained on multiple charges for contacting victims in violation of contact bans and protective orders, including Ryan’s family.

  Nothing says “I’m a massive piece of shit” like harassing the spouse of someone who has a restraining order against you because you think you can get away with it based on a legal technicality. Again, Luke Wenke acts deliberately, knowingly, and with malice. His actions require more planning and forethought than a truly incompetent person would likely be capable of, in my humble opinion.

  In what appears to be an additional attempt to distance himself from a deliberate protective order violation, Luke Wenke feigned ignorance to the nature of Brett and his wife’s relationship. He mentioned marital problems, then said “Katie can explain.”

  I’ve never met or even spoken with this family, although Luke Wenke has sent them letters signed in my name. So no, I can’t explain shit, nor would I ever try to do that for Wenke. His actions don’t deserve to be fucking excused.

Luke Wenke disrespects the judge in multiple ways:

• Wenke addresses the judge by his first name, “John”, rather than “Your Honor”.

• States, “you don’t get to tell me I don’t know how to live and work with people around me.”

  …he’s the judge. I’m pretty sure he CAN — and, in fact, SHOULD — administer some truths that Luke Wenke needs to learn about himself.

• Talks about how he researched the judge online, which is creepy in and of itself — since, at least in my opinion, Luke Wenke doesn’t research people out of innocent curiosity.

  Luke Wenke goes on to make a fuss about the judge being single and in his 50s, then assumes that it means the judge is miserable and struggled to cope emotionally with Covid. There’s absolutely no evidence to suggest that this is the case, but Luke Wenke seems to think he knows everything just because he knows how to Google.

  Wenke also makes sure to remind the judge that he didn’t mock him for being single, even though doing so would have made Wenke a huge hypocrite, given his perpetual incel status.

• Wenke orders the judge to make the 1+ hour drive from Buffalo to Cattaraugus County and patronise family-owned businesses.

• Instructs the judge to produce a check as compensation for his so-called “wrongful” incarceration.

Categories: Court documents: letters, false allegations: lying to police, false allegations: plagiarism, obsessions: Katie Obsession
 

Tags: Cattaraugus County Jail, [alleged] contact ban violations, Con Air, Donald Trump, FCI Allenwood, [alleged] indirect contact, JPATS, Justice Prisoner and Alien Transportation System,Libertarian Party, North Carolina, [alleged] probation violations, [alleged] unwanted contact, [alleged] victim-blaming, New York State Troopers
 

USA v. Luke Wenke – #86
October 25^th, 2023

If you’d like to read a typed version of the letter, please scroll past the PDF viewer. Please note that Luke Wenke’s letters do not reflect my views, beliefs, or opinions!
 
USA v. Luke Wenke – Document #86

Luke Wenke #86 – Page 1

“Dear John,

I have been face to face with Carl Paladino alone in his office July 2019. I was one of George Borrello’s top donors as late as 2021 before this mess happened to me. David DiPietro and I sat at the bagel and cream cheese diner by his East Aurora house May 2019 and talked about things like Ron Paul and Upstate NY statehood. The mother to the former owner of Salamanca Napoli’s Pizza, Helen [illegible], told me when I worked there in 2011 that I was ‘too honest for my own good.’ You also know thanks to another letter I sent you that we came from a lifetime of facing my village level judge of a grandmother Carolyn Giardini.

John Sinatra you don’t get to tell me I don’t know how to live and work with people around me, so I am going to get us off to a positive headstart for October 26^th by doing my best to prove you wrong [illegible] letter. When I got back home from Allenwood March 31st, one of many things I did except get all teary eyed when I saw that Benjamin got 48 months and told myself wow I would have shut up and waited had I known that, I also looked you up. You are in your 50s and you don’t have a significant other on your Wikipedia. Did I make fun of you? No, I said wow he’s in the same boat I am. Wow, Covid probably hijacked his social life like it did to the rest of us. So here’s what I’m going to do to start off my ‘proving John Sinatra wrong’ experiment.

My mother Janet McCaul is in that picture of me, her, and George Borrello you see in my court files. She is a piano teacher, SUNY graduate (Fredonia) Masters degree. Use your nieces, nephews, and other younger relatives’ music lessons needs to give yourself an excuse to go see her in Salamanca. We were supposed to go to George’s fundraiser in June, too bad off to Chautauqua County Jail with me so I could get diagnosed with borderline personality traits. The St. Cecilia portrait I got for her in 2021 watches over her piano room. That is her house and guys go after her for her money, not the other way around. [number].  Ask her about her cousin [name], she’s a major force organizing events at St. Bonaventure University [Name]’s husband [name] beats her too often, go fix that problem.

My 71 year old grandmother [name] hasn’t been married to my grandfather since 2005 and she always did look young for her age. Use her seamstress business available at [phone number] as an excuse to perfect your judge gown and take her shopping at her ex-boyfriend Greg DiCola’s Olean store Armond’s Fashion For Men and demand he lower his prices to your liking. Do well with all of the three of them and maybe next we’ll get my 80 year old junkyard millionaire cousin Bob Giardini (NY state troopers had to talk…”

Side Note in Margin: “Angela’s sister Valerie was once a corrections officer at this very jail I’m at, Valerie is two years older than me, I don’t know her relationship situation these days so ask about her too.”