The following comic book drawings by Luke Wenke are a continuation of part I to this blog.
Luke Wenke mailed a letter containing these drawings to the federal judge overseeing his probation violation case in July of 2024. In the images featured in the previous installment of this blog, he appears to be pitching an idea for a musical to the judge. More specifically, Luke Wenke suggests putting on a show at Shea’s in Buffalo in order to raise money for the opening of a new federal halfway house.
And, of course, Luke Wenke jumps at the opportunity to depict me as a charity case by stating his desire for me to benefit from his imaginary fundraiser, which will never actually happen. This delusion that I need donations is a fantasy which I think makes Luke Wenke feel like less of a failure, but even if I were down and out, I’d rather sleep under a bridge in the dead of winter and risk fatal hypothermia than accept a single cent from his ass. I learned the hard way that by allowing Luke Wenke to do even the teeniest, tiniest favor, you might as well open the door to hearing about it for the rest of your life and being made to feel like you owe him eternally for it. Not falling into that trap ever again.
Most people who land in legal trouble probably go to court, take care of business as efficiently as possible, and avoid returning. But Luke Wenke seems to think that the courtroom is his own personal stage, and he likens his court case to a literal theatre performance. I perceive this as a sign that he doesn’t take his case seriously, but only Wenke truly knows what goes on inside his mind, and that’s a place I’d never want to visit anyway.
Like all of Luke Wenke’s letters, the following story contains a lot of complaints, false allegations against victims (including myself), and completely off-base assumptions, including that I work for his original cyberstalking victim (which has never been the case). But the content is peppered with some statements that are highly likely to be true, including the fact that Luke Wenke was reportedly placed in solitary confinement based on allegations that he was caught taking a Number Two in the jail showers. This isn’t the only place I’ve heard or seen that rumour, and I’m guessing it didn’t materialise from thin air. (Just speculating, of course.)
Please Note: The thoughts and opinions expressed in Luke Wenke’s letters do not reflect my own views or beliefs! I do not share this material with the intention to offend anyone, but to spread awareness and share information that I strongly believe people deserve to know.
USA v. Luke Wenke – 1:22-cr-00035
Document #139 – Filed July 23rd, 2024
“‘Sit back down mofo!’
11. I called FBI after Facebook shut me down once I came home from Minneapolis because I did not want anyone to think I did anything out there. I only went out there because a Facebook friend from the North Carolina Libertarian Party named Benjamin [last name]* was acting stranded. New York State gave out unemployment, North Carolina did not. I told him we needed furnace fixers in the city of Olean as I saw he was mechanical and I said let me know when you’re done hanging around [illegible]’s people so I can come back to get you. I did not know at the time he is one of the major arsons and I just met him as it was.
12. I never even heard of Hamas as of Sept. 2020. I did not join the military because I turned 18 in 2010 and by then I saw the middle east wars were Bush’s wars. Andrew and Krystie assumed I knew what Benjamin [last name] was doing out in Minneapolis on a daily basis as I minded my own business at home, and when we assume you make an ass out of u and me. The Olean Police, 15 months later Jan. 2022, lied to me when I was asking them to help with my neighborhood’s violence and they asked me to help with Amber [last name] who has since been evicted. There was Andrew and Krystie coming around the corner [illegible] daily life.”
*Benjamin is Ryan (Luke Wenke’s romantic obsession).
“Alex told me…
13. Alex told me if I took this to trial I would be facing 4-5 years. No, obviously. Counterman v. Colorado 600 U.S. 66 has since been vacated and remanded by the U.S. Supreme Court. Donald Trump’s mugshot, Hunter Biden’s illegal gun paperwork. America went Bolshevik on itself during Covid, shame on our ignorance. I’m the only openly suggesting things like cameras all over my street and ideas like billions of public safety satellites orbiting the Earth run by Homeland Security so I am obviously not trying to hide anything. I should not be screaming on the phone on behalf of a house I worked for and paid for myself because of an infraction of this nature. I even helped officers at Allenwood with K2 sources on top of openly suggesting the Seneca Nation of Indians sell all drugs. It’s not bipolar to do both of these things. I was one of George Borrello’s top donors before this happened to me so yeah have a [illegible].
14. Feel free to subpoena everyone finally once you read up on how the B.O.P. operates separately from courts on top of studying the sentencing guidelines! I have more comic strips to draw for the court to pass the time in this room I’m in for no reason this very [illegible].”
“Sinatra Criminal Court
They’re not reading my letters to the editor, so maybe they’ll read these in the Sunday Funnys!1. [Thought Bubble] ‘I swear to Yahweh, can’t believe there’s people in there who never heard of DMT.’
2. hm…
yup
hm…
scratch
scratch
thinking
noises
3. Some motherfuckers in there never even heard of DMT while we’re all out here using the word ‘snitch’ for the first time ever to our own relatives.
4. I have yet to figure out the legalities of drawing pictures of the fucking judge and sending the content right to the fucking judge himself. The Sentencing Guidelines have nothing on [illegible]…”
“5. Go Democrat and…
…I’ll make you Appeals right, away, mofo!
Is that you Joe? What do I do about this Joe? Has Joe Biden ever heard of DMT or is he too old?
How about you just endorse me in 2024 since I fucking hired you and when I come back I’ll put you on the Supreme Court right away.
Is that you Donald? What do I [illegible]…”
“6. ??
Am I hallucinating? Have I ever even met a President or am I just an overrated traffic court judge?
7. Fuck Trump and Biden!
Those two all over again?
Who cares what they think.
We need a third party.
What do the Libertarians think?
8. I draw pictures of myself like this every day while in solitary confinement because of bare allegations being made that my loose bottom bitch ass poops all over the jail showers. So go tell the psychiatrist that you Fredo fuck. I get my rocks off masturbating to Benjamin [last name] the f—-t jihad from 2020. I knew god damned well Katie and [cyberstalking victim] and Brett [last name] have shown all of you that 2021 Vegas street entertainment picture of me like this and you’ve seen my house’s pole room.
Luke Wenke: Former Cattaraugus County Libertarian Chairman”
“9. Legalize homosexual prostitution…
…in WNY so we can all do MDMA together when this shit is done and we can even do femdom shit with Kathy Hochul since I gave her George Borrello and David DiPietro’s phone numbers back in Sept. 2023 since they were too good to respond to me like they used to. Legalize. Recreational. Nukes!
10. You can’t do anything about me sending shit like this right to Judge Fredo’s court!”
“11. No! Bad Luke!
Don’t send your gay ass shit like that to my Harvard Ivy League Douchebag court ever again! I never had to deal with you until your bullshit took up space on my desk! Libertarians can lose ballot access forever!”
“12. Back to work with me!
I am the great Judge Pizza McMeatball and I will accomplish so many great legal strides for these United States. No tomfoolery or buffoonery in my courtroom today. Gotta legalize Joe Rogan’s DMT. I’ll f–k Paul Kenyon’s cousins at the Haunted Hinsdale House later. Ok, what’s next for today’s agenda.
13. Today’s Witness: Kevin”
“14. Well we can’t get rid of…
…Trump or Biden in 2024, we can’t get rid of anyone else either; including [illegible] people of this case. Speak whenever you are ready, Mr. [last name].
15. Thank you. Just like that guy up there said, what a world we live in these days. We’re using the word ‘snitch’ and the hierarchy was upended during Covid just like Alexander Anzalone said in 2022. I never met Paul Kenyon before this. I divorced my first of four wives very early on so all I ever really dealt with on Luke’s mother’s side was his grandmother Carolyn Giardini, a former Italian American Judge who helped her daughter beat me so hard in family court I moved to Florida to avoid arrest in New York state.
16. My [illegible] Walt was once a high up executive at Siemens Dresser Rand of Olean and John [last name] of the Olean Common Council used to work under him. Frank Passafiume has John’s contact information. Uncle Walt once golfed with Dick Cheney. He also owns a chalet in Ellicottville all the Canadian tourists go to.
17. I’m telling the truth in court today Qigang and Reiki experts agree that things like … and Crohn’s Disease means your truth chakra is off. Ever since Covid I’ve been eating a certain kind of [illegible] that looks like got rid of … I [illegible] not know [name]’s Crohn’s Disease is doing these days but once this court [illegible].”
“18. I won’t take long. I promise.
I am real worried that my wife [name]’s sister [name]’s husband is out there in Marrakech, Morocco dealing with [thing] as I have heard them talk about it in Arabic over video calls. My brother in law [name] works at [place] in Washington DC area and his parents [name] and [name] have all kinds of relatives in Israel, Russia, and Ukraine my wife [name]’s family found out about. The Prophet Muhammed talked about Moses in the Koran so I don’t like the fighting.
19. (Kevin [last name]’s father [name] laughed at all of the Republicans who died when Covid first hit because they didn’t like masks. [Name] was a Trump Republican.)
Nobody gets along these days and nothing gets done! I understand I used to own a [type of] store in Florida 20 years ago and I paid employees off a credit card and accumulated hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt I still haven’t paid off, but I know the difference between progress and gridlock. My father [name] bought me a used car at the end of 2022 while Luke was at Allenwood and every time Notre Dame loses a football game, his mental health absolutely goes in a bad direction his last surviving sibling [name] of [address] will testify in court about. He won’t stop aggressively yelling at [stuff that I don’t think is anyone’s business, including mine, so I removed it].
20. Nobody in the [name] family gives a fuck that Uncle [name] recently died. He never came up here nor did anyone ever bother to visit him. He moved down there when Luke was 3, Luke saw [name] in 2012, they said about 4 words to each other. RIP [name] Fucking [name]
21. That’s it. I’m done. No false statement in court convictions coming my way today. Qigong and Reiki experts agree telling the truth gets rid of my [condition]. I don’t know how [name]’s Crohn’s Disease will not up in this court. Get the Capitol Rioters out so Luke shuts up [illegible]
22. We gotta end this case.
23. Sthtop drawing pictures of me like thith, Katie! You got a key to my house still and you’re forging all that artwork on my desk in my office upstairs! Sthop using my handwriting and giving me a lithp when I talk! Paul Kenyon remembers you Katie! Suboxone is retarded. I want DMT legal. Katie did MDMA in her Brooklyn apartment 2014 when her cat Carmello walked by. Katie works for [cyberstalking victim]. He’s out there still looking [illegible]”
Jailhouse Lawyer Inc. CEO*
1. “Let the people in prison have Seneca cigarettes and cigars at the commissary stores.”
2. “I think it was Tim Allen who did 2 years for dealing cocaine and it was his judge who said he was funny. I get to draw pictures like this [illegible]”
3. “I came in peace July 2021. I wanted to meet the guy who took my side over Mark [last name]’s.”
4. “I was at Obama’s first inauguration with my paternal grandfather and uncle, and I got Larry Sharpe on Kennedy Nation, Dave Rubin, and Joe Rogan back in 2018.”
5. “However, all white people mumble the word [racial slur] under their breath at some point.”
6. “That being said, fuck the Tops Supermarket Shooter.”
7. “[Cyberstalking victim] took my side over Mark [last name]’s in 2021. Appreciated, but why?”
8. “I was watching Eddie Murphy at 6 years old. The Klump family is black.”
9. “Let inmates have the right to drink hooch. It’s all natural; bread, orange juice, sugar, etc.”
10. “My middle name has one L, not two. Therefore reasonable suspicion to believe you convicted my stunt double.”
11. “Who told Katie [last name] I’m in this room? Recorded phone line evidence.”
12. “Orders of protection typically aren’t this legally burdensome.”
13. “Put a flush button in all the showers in case bottom bitches like [name] poop.”
14. “The May 2nd psychiatrist asked me if I masturbate to the thought of Benjamin [last name] in jail. I don’t know what he put. Anyways, Rubio wore this outfit at Allenwood so I said me too.”
15. “Adam ha Rishon, synchronicity, divine timing, 1 Corinthians 12, and All Father Yahweh. So yeah we’re all going to get over this eventually and do more exciting things like raise money at Shea’s Theatre for Katie to become a federal halfway house owner.”
16. “Did Katie spend these last 2.5 years preparing a falsified digital footprint of me since she had my FBI Discovery before my relatives did?”
17. “If NY state went Texas and New Hampshire on open carry laws then the Tops Supermarket Shooter wouldn’t have been a thing. Libertarian Republicans typically agree.”
18. “We need to make public safety satellites to orbit the Earth, public safety cameras for every last telephone pole and video call technology for every last courtroom for interstate subpoenas at Siemens Dresser Rand of Olean to simplify infractions like this. Then we can repeal interstate threats and cyberstalking entirely. I see much more exciting court agreements on the horizon than what we are currently dealing with.”
19. “Everybody go stand outside the probation office with [probation officer], look up at the sky, and say cheese at your infrared, xray, panorama lens public safety satellite.”
20. “Suboxone is r-tarded. Unnatural poison.”
21. “The Fed Jet should escort [inmate who accused Wenke of being racist] back home to Baltimore, MD.”
22. “Ketanji Brown Jackson makes me happy.”
23. “Let’s beat Sputnik and Elon Musk Starlink in this very courtroom.”
*I labeled the speech bubbles with numbers for easy reference. The original copy of this document does not contain the red numbers.
Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for Part 3!
