Luke Wenke sent this letter to the federal judge overseeing his cyberstalking/probation violation case in April 2024. In it, he displays a disturbing approval of age-gap relationships with minors — which, last I checked, was called pedophilia. I highlighted this and other parts of the letter worth paying attention to in bright green.
Wenke also spends much of the letter angrily obsessing over some of his victims, me included. I highlighted these parts in yellow to demonstrate the extent of Luke Wenke’s obsessions.
To read a typed version of this letter, scroll past the PDF viewer.
USA v. Luke Wenke – 1:22-cr-00035
Document #124 – Filed April 9th, 2024
USA v. Wenke (1:22-cr-00035) – Document 124 – Letter
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[UPPER MARGIN: My godmother Elaine Dwyer of [address] is a former legal secretary in her 70s. She has enough laptop experience by now to type from home for the prosecutor’s office up there at the Robert H. Jackson United States Courthouse family and friends club. Feel free to audit her and her Pentagon employee son Kellen Dwyer and hire accordingly. Can’t accuse me of not having any bargaining chips to offer the court.]
I will be starting this letter to the court by writing the legal defense that this letter could very well have been written by Katie [last name] from an office at Orleans County Jail. She lied to the [city] Police September 2023 and received [probation officer]’s full cooperation over the matter, she had my F.B.I. Discovery before any of my relatives did in 2022 from an unknown mysterious source so she is absolutely liable to have the ability to get my fingerprints from the same source and smudge them all over letters forging my court documented handwriting, and this court has already verified her willingness to send her own letters to the court at the end of 2023. Legal possibilities matter, as do statements in court.
I will start this letter off with positives as opposed to the inevitable Airing Grievances Constitutional rights I will end it with. Thank you to the Robert H. Jackson United States Courthouse family and friends club for sending me the packet here explaining many more court procedures in full detail. There are plenty more things to pursue in court than just criminal matters. This court knows my mother is inbred; we have known since 2017 through an Ancestry D.N.A. test. In 2019 we met Gloria M– at a Buffalo Polish restaurant; she is both my mother’s sister and aunt. K—- M– is my mother’s biological mother who gave her up to Catholic Charities in 1972. My mother was born in Lackawanna. She has not yet met K—- face to face. I’m convinced she won’t until there is a court agreement saying we won’t take any of K—-‘s side’s inheritance. My mother Janet McCaul had a closed adoption. Freedom Of Information Act did not exist in 1972, let alone Ancestry D.N.A. tests. K—-‘s father who raped her and impregnated her has since died, so no prosecution against him is possible. Does this court have the ability to crackdown on my mother’s birth records?”
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“[UPPER MARGIN: FYI I turn 32 on April 15th, 2024. We had apple danish cake made in the microwave at Niagara County Jail when I turned 30. Orleans County Jail doesn’t have microwaves or even legitimately hot breakfasts as required by federal law.]
Rewinding back to September 2020 to a time when I was appalled at the idea of conspiracy entrapment on a U.S. citizen during a time of national crisis. Look what’s going on in the world in 2024. The United States is hardly a global factor. The more people we have on a terrorist watchlist, the less allies we have. It probably takes a Freedom To Assemble court ruling to get Muslim Americans to legally deal with Hamas officials in a supervised setting, let alone ever having a chance of overturning conspiracy entrapments from the awful 2020s decade. Very similar circumstances to Rochester native Emma Goldman’s World War One overturn. Does this court want to sit back and watch U.S. citizens pit against each other for yet another year? Or would we prefer happier productive pursuits such as getting my U.S. citizen stepmother —— and her Moroccan citizen mother “Meema” contracted into an agreement in the courtroom to translate Arabic over to English on behalf of these necessary causes? Nobody gets a 15 year plea deal for getting physical in a [illegible] room, so I am going back in my mind to Khaled Abughanem‘s family simply needing money during Covid. International family court agreements with payments included can be a thing, especially since I see that A.M.L.O. President in Mexico is saying the border gets protected once we tone down our ego and pay Mexico money.
Sanford Church is the only county judge in Orleans County. County judges can’t do civil, family, and criminal all at once. Equal Protection Under The Law, seems like there should be three judges and three magistrates per federal court district for similar reasons. Conflicts of interest are a bitch.”
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“[UPPER MARGIN: The court needs to figure out who from Minnesota had the time of day to show up at my mother and Jeff Bish’s new Salamanca 1980s restaurant on Broad St. a few months ago. Reasonable suspicion to believe there is lots of phone call eavesdropping going on before telling Katie [last name] everything. Don’t let Katie abuse her Yelp review author credibility by maliciously tanking that restaurant’s ratings. Audit her Yelp profits, too.]
Imagine if I were to sue [Victim-1] out of this situation. He has a $1 million house and a lofty private firm. Andrew and Krystie want to lecture me at the Buffalo F.B.I. January 2022 that he makes a living? I don’t give a shit, I am the victim at this point. What the fuck happened to the [Victim-1’s family]? Did [Victim-1’s spouse]’s Chinese accordion fan fall apart while she stared at a picture of me in leather with a ball gag for too long? I came in peace July 2021 when I went out there to meet [Victim-1] the same way I would any credit union employee. [Victim-1] is a Harvard Ivy League douchebag wearing a newsboy cap and tucking his polo into his white jeans hiked up so fucking high fart noises can’t even make it out of his ass while he pays his golf caddy in Chuck E. Cheese tokens. Glad I got this legal packet from the Robert H. Jackson United States Courthouse family and friends club, maybe I should sue him on grounds of bribing Andrew and Krystie to do this to me so he could get his client sentenced in silence to less time. Oh someone in the grand jury that never happened knows [Victim-1] from the martini parties. I don’t know him. He can’t even show his face on his fake Recon profiles.
Writing this in real time and toning down the Airing Grievances rights. Legal possibility is absolutely there that Katie [last name] is behind this here cursive handwriting smudging Luke Wenke’s Orleans County Jail fingerprints all over this letter while having yet another homewrecking affair with whichever corrections officer watches the security camera tv screens. Hey look, it’s Luke Wenke handing Khaled Abughanem’s son ‘Wally’ a note during rec. on the rooftop. Luke went outside today and got fresh today so all that Lake Ontario sea air is toning down Luke’s grouchiness from this morning. Reasonable suspicion to believe that Katie [last name] absolutely…”
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“…has access to Orleans County Jail security equipment since Olean Officer Pavlock cooperated with Katie in 2023 covering for her fake burner number texting Luke all kinds of lies right after she knew enough to steal Luke’s Spirit Science tarot card deck and selenite crystals from Luke’s house August 2023 after someone from reasonably suspected to be the probation office or David Rudroff’s prosecutor cubicle told Katie about Luke’s Chautauqua County phone calls. Don’t count out any letters coming out of Orleans County Jail professing to be Luke Wenke actually being from Orleans County Jail. The only reason she got a job with [Victim-1] in 2020 was probably because she was being nosey about everything Luke said about Benjamin [last name] at Katie’s [city] house at the end of 2020 before Luke gave her her crockpot back at a park in Salamanca.
Speaking of everyone hearing ‘my’ (Luke Wenke)’s Chautauqua County Jail phone calls, is that Luke Wenke’s voice on the Orleans County Jail phone saying he’s going to pay his inbred mother back by making her a Salamanca hotel owner by 2030? Yes it is. This court will help address Katie’s 2014 Brooklyn apartment affection for M.D.M.A. by enriching a native american construction company to build that Salamanca hotel building and then taking their proceeds and building a Katie [last name] 2014 Brooklyn Apartment M.D.M.A. Kiosk right by the Seneca Alleghany Casino. Gonna sign that presumptive hotel’s ownership in a federal courtroom near us through a U.S. Dept. of Commerce loan as well as inheritance agreements with her biological mother K—- M–‘s Buffalo area family. Gloria M– used to work at [place], go audit them next.”
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“[UPPER MARGIN: Is [illegible] since he advertises himself as such? He was the Erie County Libertarian Chair before Covid. Erie County Board of Elections didn’t like him. The Libertarian Party of New York booed Duane’s fiancee [M.B.] because she wanted to become a police officer. New York Libertarian Chair Andrew Kolstee of Jamestown to this day allows this kind of rhetoric to boil. Former Brooklyn Libertarian Vice Chair/Capitol Riot attendee Daniel Christmann never liked Andrew Kolstee.]
Reasonable suspicion to believe [Victim-1]’s reasonably suspected employee Katie [last name] has courtroom and/or Orleans County Jail inside access to Luke’s recent phone call with Salamanca Planning Board member Michael Crick. Is Katie out there watching K—- D——– of Olean’s Life22 internet show with K—- reading all those letters claiming to be from Luke? What are we going to do with K—- and Michael? Subpoena them? Or casually invite them up to Buffalo to discuss Luke’s lack of violence as well as getting U.S. Dept. of Transportation help establishing public transportation in between Salamanca and Olean? Katie stole my selenite crystals and Spirit Science tarot card deck August 2023 so I am sure she is ready to hear Michael Crick’s Lilydale N.Y. credentialed wisdom telling Katie which sugar sponsor from the past will remove her from the budget first and Kevin’s Israel flag helping get that Olean house I promised her over letter to the court.
It initiates my triggered libtard senses when Frank Passafiume doesn’t answer the phone. He literally never answers the phone. Where is he? This is a statement in court over letter we gotta ask. Hopefully Katie isn’t slamming down the phone on him still out there.
Enough about the Abughanem family’s international family court situation, let’s talk about Michael Regan. He told me he was in Pod 3 at Niagara County Jail back when I was in Pod 2. He told me he thinks Fonda Dawn Kubiak rooted for the worst for him. Michael Regan told me the 14 year old egged him on, not the other way around. Michael Regan told me he wants to take his stuff to trial after I bought him stamps, envelopes, and paper. Take that snitch sticky note tidbit and do…”
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“[UPPER MARGIN: The Orleans County Libertarian Chair Chase [last name] has quite a deal with this County’s DA prostituting herself out from home. She got someone in this jail with tattoos on his face in here for assault, so there’s someone in here who also knows her. Chase [last name] has made national news before. Daniel Christmann remembers my 2020 video with Chase. She kept all the money.]
…whatever you want with it down at the Robert H. Jackson United States Courthouse family and friends club.
My first cousin twice removed Paul Kenyon (friends with Carl Paladino) was 56 back when he was with a 15 year old [name]. Now they are 71 and 30 and still together at [address] in Portville. Paul hired his own federal lawyer September 2023 after I sent him a letter too. Search Paul’s Facebook Message history back to 2015 using your Andrew and Krystie Spy Kids technology. Paul and Katie had an internet fling. Paul went back to [girlfriend’s name] afterwards. Paul and [girlfriend’s name] are just Michael Regan and the 14 year old. We can buy property at 14 years old and marry at 14 years old with court approval in New York State. I wonder if Brett [last name] would have let me marry his 14 year old son Benjamin [last name] back in the Gary Johnson 2012 days when I was a 20 year old substitute teacher?
Benjamin [last name]’s former live in mistress Elexya [last name] went to jail in South Carolina in 2023. Go look up her father [name]’s 2010s prostitution ring crackdown. I am also sending Kamala Harris a letter over the matter to the Naval Observatory. Democrats are on a need to know basis over [Elexya’s father] so go to the Naval Observatory and read what I said.
Getting sick of making statements to the court over letter from jail and then denying that I even wrote them due to Katie [last name]’s past catching up to itself. Tell Frank Passafiume to answer the phone.