In one of his rare apologetic moods, Luke Wenke claims he’s turning over a new leaf and wants to steer things in a positive direction moving forward. One main way he could accomplish this is by leaving his victims the fuck alone, but instead of entertaining that prospect, he asked the judge to ask his lawyer if she can produce paperwork legally marrying him and Ryan (his romantic obsession).
Wenke and Ryan were never a couple. I don’t even think they were friends. Based on what I know and have heard, it seems like Ryan tolerated Wenke at the George Floyd protests in Minneapolis (while Luke followed him around like a lost puppy) and never pursued a secondary meet-up with him. More than four years later, Wenke still refuses to accept that he has no future with Ryan.
In the letter below (Document #129), Wenke thanks an FBI agent who testified (page 23, line 15) at one of his probation violation hearings for acknowledging the supposed legitimacy of him and Ryan’s “relationship.” (I’m guessing the agent had only heard Wenke’s version of the story, because Wenke is the only person who ever claimed, or even insinuated, that he and Ryan were romantically involved. Either way, the agent got her facts wrong, most likely unaware that Wenke will eternally cite her testimony as “proof” of his “relationship” with Ryan.)
He’ll do anything BUT leave people alone.
Wenke wrote in this letter that he wants everyone to “get along again.” By “everyone,” I’m assuming he means the group of victims I previously named. He talks as if he has (or had) a meaningful bond with us, saying he wants to go back to “better times,” but any connection he feels is completely imaginary. (I normally wouldn’t speak for other victims, especially because I’ve never met Ryan or his family, but their desire for zero contact is laid out pretty plainly in the court documents.)
Wenke understands that his victims want to be left alone, but I don’t think he cares. His behaviour is delusional insofar as thinking his lawyer might help him force Ryan into a marriage or that I’d want to live next door to him or attend his imaginary backyard wedding. But a degree of competency is necessary to even try pulling off his schemes, which are ridiculous but stupidly complex. Wenke overestimates himself and acts out of a complete disrespect for rules, boundaries, and laws. But he’s not one bit fucking confused about where those lines are drawn.
Luke Wenke tried framing me as the writer of this letter.
Per usual, Luke Wenke accused me of forging his handwriting, planting his fingerprints on the letter, and somehow mailing it from his jail, which is located nowhere near where I live. He seems to have forgotten that unlike him, most adults have lives and responsibilities.
To read a typed version of this letter, scroll past the PDF reader.
USA v. Luke Wenke – 1:22-cr-00035
Document #129 – Filed April 24th, 2024
USA v. Luke Wenke – Document #129
Page 1
“Michael Crick of the Salamanca Planning Board. [Address.] This is the main ‘Lilydale NY credentialed psychic medium’ who, since July 2020, professes to me everything Benjamin Ryan [last name] feels about me. Krystie of the Buffalo FBI has acknowledged Lilydale’s credibility to me in the car January 2022 and as of June 2023 acknowledged in the courtroom [Benjamin/Ryan] and I were a romantic setup, in her own words. Michael Crick has answered the phone since I’ve been at Orleans County Jail. Subpoena accordingly if you must.
Thank you to the prosecutor several months ago for approaching my father Kevin and saying that you like me and want to take my side. At least that’s what my father said. I understand your position as prosecutor in this case. Human beings keeping bad behavior in check is what’s needed to keep the world going as best as possible.
After Tuesday the 16th court hearing made me emotional after coming back to Orleans County Jail due to my desire for a more positive path forward for everyone to get along again with less barriers as was the case at one time, I sent a letter to Fonda Kubiak apologizing for this past fall. Nothing was her fault, I could have approached situations a better way. She has my permission to work with Frank at any capacity she feels comfortable working.
Better times with Brett [last name]. Helping him come up with homeschool spelling words for his two younger sons, he got Moderna, I helped inform him how Elexya [last name] once used his house and he was happy when I put her in Missouri accordingly. Brett likes Greek mythology and according to our tablets in here, Hermes blesses same sex pairs. I once saw a picture of Brett and his oldest son at a Smashing Pumpkins concert. Shame on me for not introducing myself face to face in 2020 given the unusual circumstances at the time.
Katie’s NY state Trooper paperwork saying she looked schizophrenic is just as much as a legitimate diagnosis as a court suggesting it is in the jurisdiction to send me to a federal medical center against the B.O.P.’s prior established paperwork on me. Can’t place inmates more than 500 miles away…”
Page 2
“[UPPER MARGIN: I recall the [illegible]. Check the ECMC cameras next. The social worker’s opinions of the drama of this situation are what scared me. I thought her opinions of the drama would have weight over things. This situation has made me feel cornered too often. Maybe this happened to me because others felt cornered by me…”]
“…from home according to B.O.P. policy and there needs to be a conviction involved as it is. I was told the latest psychiatric analysis on me is comparable to July’s from Dr. Rutter, someone known by the Judge for a while. Both psychiatric reports however came after the pre-sentence investigation; probably why Alexander Anzalone and David Rudroff are gone from the case.
Let it be known it does not cost any money to get me to publicly denounce the George Floyd protests or the boogaloo. As I am in here reading Ulysses Grant’s memoirs, all was have no winners or losers; just lessons and settlements. I believe popular insurrection in the long run makes domestic violence go up. Fighting families is a sad concept.
Once I got to Orleans County Jail, the Vatican allows Priests to bless same sex couples. My cousin Emmanuel [last name] became a Priest in 2023. My sister C—— is with a woman. I do not believe this stuff should be forced onto kids, never did. I recall being told through the fake profiles on Recon reasonably suspected to be ran by [Victim-1] that [Benjamin/Ryan] wanted open relationship situation. I asked Fonda recently after apologizing to her to produce a miracle marriage document between myself and [Benjamin/Ryan]. Or else Michael Crick lead me into things?
Let it be known due to where certain legalities are at on my end of things, I am not ashamed to be seen in court by Brett [Ryan’s father], [Victim-1], Katie [last name] the way Brett and Lauren have seen their son earlier in his life, in court that is. Do we need to sign my [address] house in Olean into a joint ownership agreement between myself and [Benjamin/Ryan] to make his relatives happy? The house on the left of my house that’s blue and white and the duplex on the right of my house that’s white should still be both owned by Art Elliott. Are we getting a Housing and Urban Development loan to put the white duplex into Katie’s name too?
Is this ‘be careful what you wish for’ taking place right before our eyes? Is this what I get for prioritizing pictures of celebrities in my 20s over meeting anyone’s parents? After we sign the Fonda Kubiak-produced marriage document in this courtroom, does this help make…”
Page 3
“[UPPER MARGIN]: [illegible] 500 miles from home. I will call April 16th prosecution jab at me over the matter the emotional karma gut punch I needed. That NY State Trooper paperwork on her calling her schizophrenic is not a legitimate medical diagnosis. Her August 2023 burner texts to me offered to help. I was the one mad for no reason. I would rather go back to better days with Katie…your April 16th gut punches on me worked…but no I am not ‘mentally ill’…”
“…Brett and Lauren feel like they have personal stake in me in a more liberating fashion? After legal papers are signed in this courtroom, is a Catholic priest blessing us in our backyard in Olean with Gary Johnson, Michael Crick, and Carl Paladino present with a Trump 2024 sign in the backyard?
Is this court about to take the phrase ‘ball and chain’ a whole new direction? Are we going to invite [Victim-1], Andrew and Krystie, and Katie with a laptop typing away at the sensation as it takes place? When John Sinatra legally declares myself and [Benjamin/Ryan] husband and husband, instead of just saying ‘I do’ can we say ‘I do have a legal right to refuse meds’?
I am not a public safety threat, I am not a threat to society, and my psychiatric analyses even from the B.O.P. points to the fact that I am not ‘mentally ill’ as the biased court opinion recently suggested I was. Opinions and suggestions made in the courtroom intended on resolving an issue that may seem ludicrous to another suggestion in the courtroom do not make one or any of the parties involved in negotiations ‘mentally ill’. I welcome with open arms this new interview Frank is working up I’m sure the U.S. Marshals will pay for.
Reminder that I wanted [Benjamin/Ryan] to fix furnaces in Olean as opposed to choosing Hamas before I even knew what Hamas was. [Benjamin/Ryan]’s B.O.P. appointed facility was Butner, not a federal medical center. Equal Protection Under The Law, no more medical discrimination from anybody in the courtroom.
Are we inviting another psychic to this Olean backyard wedding named Elexya [last name] who comes from the Pleidas (a star system named out in [Victim-1]’s Viking Bible) and also made claims comparable to Michael Crick’s (now a fully subpoena-able 10th generation aura reading medium) that Benjamin Ryan [last name] wants me in a way David and Jonathan wanted each other in the Bible?”
Page 4
“[UPPER MARGIN: “I helped Cal Share in here write a letter to his new lawyer in January. That lawyer asked Cal Share ‘who wrote this up for you?’ ‘They are good at what they wrote up for you but you can tell they’re mad. I don’t want this anymore. The sink water at this jail got me sick after April 16th. That’s what I got.]”
Or are we all just going to forget we ever knew each other and make fake burner numbers trolling each other forever? I don’t see the point in being forever detained over a questionable probation violation if my new offers aren’t at least considered.
[Victim-1] fake Recon profile did not approve of Mark [last name] originally.
Once again, I’m at a point I could careless if [Victim-1], Katie [last name], and Brett [last name] all see me in the courtroom in this form to discuss Fonda Kubiak’s potential marriage agreement write ups.
I accept responsibility for all my life’s pathetic personal life woes. I do recall the August 2023 burner number asking if I wanted help with [Benjamin/Ryan]. Benjamin Ryan [last name]’s friend from 2020 Spike Cohen (very famous, look him up) can come to this backyard setup too.
The Constitution says Freedom To Assemble. The Abughanem family all got to see each other again at the U.S. Marshals December 2023.
Who actually put that Luke Wenke for Coroner sign in Brett’s front lawn December 2020? The law is aloof to this question. How long has Brett [last name] had a copy of my signature?
Thank you to Frank for informing me the legitimate maximum to this situation is 9 months.
Hopefully we see results soon…-Luke Wenke
Is Katie [last name] trying to organize for this hypothetical wedding by forging Luke Wenke’s handwriting in print form and smudging his fingerprints on paper from the jail’s back office and mailing everything out accordingly?”