This letter (Document #162-1) was sent from the Metropolitan Corrections Center (MCC) in Chicago to the federal courthouse in Buffalo, New York in November 2024. Anytime Luke Wenke mentions a cellmate in any of his letters, I automatically feel very bad for that person. If I had to choose between being Wenke’s cellmate for a week or eating dog food for dinner for a week, I’d probably choose the latter. No, I’m not exaggerating. And I’m an extremely picky eater.
Luke Wenke falsely accuses me of stealing his crusty, grimy S&M gear.
In this letter, Luke Wenke accuses me of breaking into his house and stealing “kinbaku rope” (whatever that even is) to tie myself up with, along with handcuffs and a muzzle. I’d rather go into public buck-naked during rush hour than have Wenke’s grimy, unwashed BDSM gear making contact with my skin, but Wenke seems thoroughly convinced that I drove all the way to Olean just to burglarise his home for these items. He even claims he has the police report to prove it (since when did a police report on its own prove shit?), but I remain in the free world.
I haven’t gotten arrested because I haven’t committed any crimes against Luke Wenke, but he apparently needed a more scandalous explanation. So, as usual, he predictably went on to imply that I get away with home break-ins because I’m supposedly fucking cops and people in power.
Luke Wenke further speculated that once I put on his crusty S&M gear, I forced another man to wear a paper bag over his head with a photo of Wenke’s face attached to it. I think Luke Wenke is ugly and reeks, but I must’ve been too polite about this in the past since he clearly doesn’t get it. After sharing his twisted sexual fantasies in the letter, Wenke went on to instruct the judge to charge me with grand theft auto for allegedly stealing his car.
Despite Wenke’s alarming 24/7 obsession with me, I think the creepiest part of this letter is when he talks about sending letters to this gentleman, who had blocked him on X/Twitter 14 months earlier. I don’t know this man, but this once again proves that Luke Wenke has zero respect for boundaries or for peoples’ wishes to be left alone. A good person takes “no” as an answer, even if they’re upset about it. A stalker persists.
The PDF of this document was upside-down, and I was unable to get it to stay right-side-up thanks to my rudimentary computer skills, so I opted for screenshots. If you’d like to download the PDF, click on the link in the first paragraph.
USA v. Luke Wenke – 1:22-cr-00035
Document #162-1 – Filed November 5th, 2024
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“20 stamps, a box of envelopes, and a whole new pad of lined paper for me this week. As long as this drags on and on, my letters are gonna keep getting sent out into the void demanding things like early voting absentee ballots. David DiPietro’s, George Borrello’s, and Carl Paladino’s came first today. I have a high opinion of myself today and I have confidence in my capabilities when I don’t have a bunch of governmental obstacles standing in my way Ronald Reagan once warned all the Yuppies about. Next on my list is a Nancy Pelosi Congress rubber stamp approved official nobody ever saw on WIVB or WGRZA before he got imported in from Malibu or whatever Hollywood suburb that went Hillary Clinton’s way in 2016. Carpetbaggers are douchebags. Carpetbaggers can’t get our shows on Shea’s Theatre stage.
As long as a xx35 years of age [me] is going to keep breaking into my house with a recent police report to back up my claims so she can go into the bedroom closest to the top of the stairs putting all of that kinkabu rope on her along with the cuffs and the collar/muzzle hybrid hanging…”
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“…on the wall last I saw it while making [probation officer] wear a paper bag over his face with a printed photograph of me on the bag, I am more than happy to dial it up a notch and ask that charges be placed on her for what she did to my car early 2022 with my father Kevin Wenke, Ron the Investigator, and Marianne Mariano witness to my claims. Do federal grand theft auto charges exist? It’s been a few years since my mother told the truth about the issue to NY state Troopers. That NY state Trooper put on paper that she appeared schizophrenic at the front door. But why did that NY state Trooper not follow through on pressing charges on her after the phone call with my mother? Is it because she’s younger than my mother and …? Glad my second cousin Chris Giardini Jr. is a NY state Trooper now so he can look into what happened. The phone call at Orleans County Jail with her knowing what room I was in magically and conveniently disappeared, you all competently remember that one. Now there’s a police report about someone trying to break into my house recently. Time to mix it up a bit and ask that she gets indicted over my car. Make it an 11 months misdemeanor petty larceny conviction. Allenwood women’s edition will be good for her. She lied about Frank earlier this year, I bet Frank would even advocate for this. She can go meet new clients for her Minnesota employer in Allenwood women’s edition and then when she’s out he can help her get it expunged. I never broke into anyone’s homes to make…”
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“…this case happen. We can start making people talk on my behalf as opposed to against me by mixing it up a bit and getting this federal grand theft auto/petty larceny case going on her. What a great 11 month vacation perfect for a… hothead. Ask me to testify in court and the first thing I’ll ask is what are the statute of limitations for this potential situation? Orange is the new black with that [me].
If I testify in court to the two other male strangers who I never even met face to face, what will the stenographer type that I said in court? She shushed me in court when I was sadly remanded before Christmas for no reason. Is stenographers typing up a bunch of things I…”
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“…didn’t actually say in court so I can get indicted and convicted of making false statements in court unsentenced with inordinate delays in violation of this alleged Rule 32 I learned about here in Chicago a thing? Byron Brown was recently bought out of his Mayor position for a higher paying job, and I know that this judge in 2021 rejected paperwork concerning his primary opponent the nurse. Does the stenographer who shushed me before Christmas also have a stay at home typing job with a Minnesota attorney I never met? Uh-oh thpaghetti Ohths, conflicts of interest galore here in the era of Cashapp Bitcoin salaries.
Officer Nelson and Officer Watkins did a pleasant job analyzing my stellar competency. My competency is through the roof. When this Chicago skyscraper jail I’m currently at as I send this out locks us all in our rooms day after day as an act of punishment for the actions of a handful few, I know enough to shit in the toilet and nowhere else so my cellmate Marcos Loera…”
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“Torress can peacefully have conversations with me about how he’s El Chapo’s third cousin. Hopefully Officers Nelson and Watkins weren’t standing outside the building every day before work being cornered by people meeting midway inbetween Buffalo NY and Minneapolis MN and Hampstead NC. This is a conveniently located midway point for those three cities.
I’m a competent not-broken record. I can come up with new things to say in writing as well as old ones like where’s my early voting absentee ballot. Everyone whoever met Carl Paladino and Carl himself are going to be informed about the likelihood of them getting subpoena’d into court to answer to the fact that they all know Judge Carolyn Giardini’s family. Judge Giardini’s family was once subjected to dinner courtesy state senator George Borrello’s credit card. Judge Giardini’s oldest grandson remembers Assemblyman David DiPietro’s wife Theresa liking all his pictures on his Facebook, Judge Giardini’s first cousin used to give taxi rides to Carl Paladino’s nephew while he was dating a [me] over Facebook Messenger.
Why is the former Vice-Chair of the Cattaraugus County Libertarian Party [Person 1] on a recorded phone call at this Chicago facility knowing that I sent David DiPietro a letter a few…”
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“…weeks ago? Call [Person 1] at … and ask him why [Person 1] was never on good terms with the local SWAT team. [Person 1] was always on good terms with NY Libertarian [Person 2] of Binghamton’s Anonymous fan club computer hackers. [Person 1] wants to be a Democrat Mayor of Olean for 40 years. He is likely gearing up to become me by suing Bill Aiello’s lying Olean Police Force.
Families of judges are facing judges these days. No wonder Stroehmann’s Bakery of Olean closed recently. Nothing productive gets done when families of judges are facing judges. Looks like my cellmate Marcos Loera Torress can get out of his free speech ‘let’s go sell drugs’ case so he can buy that Stroehmann’s building to turn into a Mexican food factory. He has the money from selling drugs. I know another judge’s family with the same…”
