In this letter, sent to the federal court in Buffalo from the Orleans County Jail in March 2024, Luke Wenke rabidly obsesses over Katie (as usual), who wants nothing to do with him and has been trying to escape his stalking for nearly three years. Angry that he can’t force his way into Katie’s life, Wenke is determined to ruin it at all costs. Wenke also offers his 2,222 cents about the alleged injustices of the justice system, of which he sees himself as a victim.
To read a typed version of this letter, scroll past the PDF reader. To listen to the letter out loud (along with my insight into what the hell he’s even talking about in this heaping pile of verbal diarrhea), watch the video.
USA v. Luke Wenke – 1:22-cr-00035
Document #118 – Filed March 11th, 2024
USA v. Luke Wenke – Document #118
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“Third time is the charm,
I will be starting off my grand finale (hopefully…) letter to the courtroom in the following way. Last I recall, there was a piece of legislation in the Congress called the Fresh Start Act which concerned federal expungement. I think this father of the soldier killed in the Afghanistan withdrawal who heckled during the State of the Union address deserves to have his misdemeanor expunged in due time. N.Y. State has the Clean Slate Act nowadays so people can have state misdemeanors expunged, so I think they should act accordingly federally speaking. Meanwhile, we are now in here with Jonathan Dejesus, a former state corrections officer sentenced to 6 months in jail and 10 years probation for raping a female inmate and likely getting her pregnant. It’s been over two years now since that email fight with that alleged human being out there named [Victim-1/R.G.]. I think as long as we are in the business of federal judges telling me right in the courtroom to go express ‘whatever is on my mind’ to E.C.M.C. employees, I think a former state corrections officer getting 6 months in jail for raping and likely impregnating a female inmate is one big load of fucking bullshit. Thanks to the N.Y. State Clean Slate Act, he gets expunged on that but not the father who heckled at the State Union? No wonder Liz Cheney lost her primary.
I am very happy Marianne Mariano met Katie ——— face to face early 2022. Katie got my F.B.I. Discovery before myself or any of my relatives did. Who does she work for? I am so happy federal officials know how to get people audited and get their electronics searched at the snap of a finger. Katie and I know better times. She remembers me driving to Wisconsin with her in the snow the whole way in 2018 to get her cat from one of many of her ex boyfriends who…”
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“…has paid her bills. She and my first cousin removed twice Paul Kenyon (longtime friend to Carl Paladino) had an internet romance going throughout 2015 and I am sure Paul gave her money too from his Haunted Hinsdale House book proceeds. Paul lives at [redacted]. He lives with [name], they’ve been on and off since they were 56 and 15 years old. Katie used her crockpot at my house to make her special Irish sammiches. Katie has been a writer from her laptop professionally speaking since way back to the days of our road trip to New England. She laughed in a N.Y. State Trooper-documented schizophrenic fashion over my flatulence issues in the Vermont hotel. Her N.Y. State Trooper documented schizophrenia started to act up again once we made it to Maine. She literally advocated that I just leave her in Maine so she could prostitute herself out and sell drugs like she did at N.Y.U. since she didn’t want to return home … in 2018, where she still resides in … last I know. Once we made it to Rhode Island, I had to take a nice calm breath and leave her alone to type for all the lawyers across the country she works for so I could go to the beach. Katie may also remember me driving her around Newport Island so she could point out where all the famous rich guys she wanted to ask for money from lived. Katie … to my house early 2022 when this whole situation started so Katie could use my car. She drove my car into Pennsylvania and racked up a bunch of traffic ticket bills in my name I would have had no way of racking up myself while at Niagara County Jail. My own mother Janet McCaul and brother [redacted] (10 years old) saw Katie face to face in person at my mother’s house. I think it’s sad that Katie recently slammed the phone down on a few Buffalo area lawyers recently, I was told.”
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“Katie lied to the [city] Police September 2023 about license plates of mine being seen near her in … I don’t know if she claimed the license plates that my father [name] legally turned in in 2022 for me or if she used my new post-Allenwood prison license plates she would only get from a mysterious federal official the same way she mysteriously had my F.B.I. Discovery before myself or relatives did. Katie has always been known by even her closest of closest friends in W.N.Y. like Pamela —— of [redacted] to sleep around for money. Katie’s old friend … of the [redacted] area told me all about it. [Redacted] psychic medium Rod Edwards has expressed to me his interest in helping federal police in solving unsolved murders and he told me Katie has karma coming in her direction. Maybe the N.Y. State Trooper who documented Katie as ‘schizophrenic’ after my mother called them on her could testify about what’s gotten into Katie lately. It’s been awhile since Katie was with [ex-boyfriend from 13 years ago] of [redacted], [ex-boyfriend from 8 years ago] of [redacted], or her ex husband [name] of [redacted].
Now I am looking at these words and their respective definitions in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary these jail tablets the 21st century blessed us with. The word ‘violent’ is exclusively labeled as an adjective. If a federal judge were to ask me in a courtroom if I was ‘airborne’, I would look to my left and I would look to my right and I would say ‘no I am not doing that’ used since 1637 ‘adjective right now.’ Adjective’ and ‘noun’ are quasi-antonyms (and antonym is a noun). Andrew and Krystie from the Buffalo F.B.I. would gladly testify that I never performed any of the two previously mentioned adjectives in their presence since I met them on their line of duty on my Olean porch July 2020. My high school Principal…”
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“…Chris Siebert and I both appear to still be on YouTube together. He decided to retire less than a month ago after sending him a letter from here asking what happened to his deceased wife Heather. He knows I never did anything violent in school. I would not have been Salamanca High School Class of 2010 Speaker if I were ‘violent’ back then. The newly approved psychiatrist has officially been face to face with me. I do not see why he would lie about my testimony to him to anybody if he wanted future gigs. The first public defender Alexander Anzalone warned against a trial due to the sketchy nature of people I never met making all claims against me in court while he then complained to me about his then-salary being paid for by the prosecutor’s office. Quite a violation of Equal Protection Under The Law and a conflict of interest at that when private firms financially stand alone and public defenders’ offices are propped up by prosecutor’s offices, thereby making the prosecutor the default definition of a ‘superior’ in the courtroom. The Pro Se courts definitely need to hear that Constitutional argument. I am glad their address is on the Law Library app. The point is, no matter how many more professional testimonies can possibly be made about my lack of violent tendencies, I am convinced that probation will continue to work against me and lie about my character in the courtroom as they did right before Christmas. I am on the recorded cameras at E.C.M.C. in December 2023. I don’t know what Katie ——— is out there lying about to federal law enforcement but D.N.A. tests could tell who she’s manipulating this time around. My last letter to the court included a cutout from a Christian pamphlet expressing and highlighting my desire for reconciliation and nothing more. Very sad that that person’s story prior to reconciliation involved an intense D.U.I. incident. I am very glad my situation is nothing close to that nor do I ever intend for it to be. Reconciliation, and nothing more!”
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“Cal Share is here at Orleans County Jail saying his probation officer lied about his urine sample on paper and got the court to force him into pleading guilty. Just because people like Cal Share and Paul Pelosi may make those kinds of mistakes doesn’t mean they want the damnation against them forever. Cal’s wife is a big realtor in this county and Cal makes $110,000 a year as a diesel mechanic. I think he’d rather do that than be a jail trustee. I often float the idea in here of getting a urine sample freeze dryer factory going in Brazil where the minimum wage is much lower than China’s and then selling it to any current or former law enforcement official so they can have a nice Underground Railroad checkpoint for themselves in case anybody from North Carolina ends up quietly relocating to Brazil; a country that doesn’t have to legally expedite people back to the United States if they face criminal charges. Quite a thing first explained to me by an anonymous somebody early June 2020. I am not sure if his parents homeschooled him into learning the Portuguese language, though.
Anyways, back to instances like Cal Share who is here at Orleans County Jail. I recall reading that former Italian President Alessandro Pertini got rearrested and sentenced to the death penalty for no legitimate reason. I wonder if the person who rearrested Alessandro Pertini lied about his character in the court that wrongfully and illegally sentenced him to the death penalty, and I wonder if that happened right before Christmas. Alessandro Pertini obviously won in the end, he became close with the Pope. I often float the idea of finally getting confirmed at St. John’s of Olean where I was baptized in 1992 and allowing any federal official to read…”
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“…from the Bible’s Book of Judges at St. John’s and having their sermon sandwiched in between the Pope’s and my priest of a cousin [name]. Where there is a will, there is a way.
I remember the prosecution terminology ‘pattern of activity’ from the first prosecutor who I also recall from June 2023 grilling law enforcement right in the courtroom. All these ‘former prosecutor turned defense’ on the tv news these days. My pattern of activity these last two years includes writing letters with handwriting so many people have seen by now with so much time to practice plagiarizing. I definitely might write letters of recommendation to private law firms referring one lawyer and another colleague of their choosing to be employed by the pre-existing private law firm. There are so many lucrative law projects to pursue, like getting my mother’s new 1980s restaurant in Salamanca a liquor license for starts. Lawyers currently funded by taxpayers might want a pay raise. I feel bad for law enforcement who lie about people’s character right in the courtroom before the Christmas season, like Cal Share’s probation officer. We need to get a law enforcement equipment factory going in Brazil to sell to them so they feel included.
Go look up Canadian Defence Minister Paul Hellyer. His claims of extraterrestrials are worthy of a $5000 psychiatric analysis paid for by the Canadian Royal Mounted Police or whatever those people in Canada with the red outfits and ten gallon Texas hats are called. That James Earl Jones movie about the Betty and Barney Hill abduction is not enough substantial evidence for a court to confirm what goes on in the Zeta Reticuli stars. Thank you for reading. -Luke Marshal Wenke”