Luke Wenke Goes Into Negotiation Mode
Contrary to what he most likely believes, Luke Wenke is a piss-poor manipulator (just my opinion, of course). A few people have mentioned that he’ll send them a throng of letters acting like a total dickwad, only to suddenly play nice (or his version of it, at least) seemingly out of nowhere. I’ve noticed the same pattern, and it’s evident in his letters to the court.
This letter (Document #117), sent to the federal judge overseeing Luke Wenke’s case in March 2024, represents Wenke’s version of “playing nice.” Instead of outright hurling insults and trying to boss the recipient around like an all-powerful dictator with the maturity of a spoiled kindergartener, Luke Wenke tries to negotiate a favourable outcome to the disastrous mess his life has become. As you’ll notice below, he even volunteers to submit to state-level orders of protection banning him from contacting his victims (as if it’s even up to him in the first place).
I’d rather not spend all day trying to psychoanalyze Luke Wenke (especially since I’m not qualified to do so), but I think this letter reflects his attempt to achieve an outcome he thinks he can tolerate with minimal required sacrifices on his part. These types of letters also seem like a desperate grab for control whenever he remembers that he doesn’t run the show. He’s got nothing to bargain with — literally — but still acts like he has the upper hand. I wonder if he ever realises that he’s not fooling anyone.
Luke Wenke Proposes More Stupid & Crazy Ideas
Based on the things he writes in his letters to the court, Luke Wenke seems fascinated with sex offenders and pedophiles. He frequently writes about wanting to rehabilitate them, including in this letter, and it seems like he spends an awful lot of time hanging out with them in jail.
Per usual, Luke Wenke proposes offering unwanted jobs and gifts (a “blighted house in Olean” for myself) to his victims rather than simply leaving us alone. If he could have done this one simple thing a year or two ago, Luke Wenke would be free as a bird right now and would have less than a year of probation left.
In this letter, Luke Wenke proposes ideas for several programs and inventions that already exist. He clearly underestimates the capabilities of a large portion of the U.S. government, especially when it comes to national security.
Even more laughably, Luke Wenke proposes restructuring major factions of state and federal court systems and fundamentally changing how they operate (in arguably needless, ineffective, and unrealistic ways). I wonder if he really thinks some high-ranking government official might read these letters, run to their colleagues, and say, “Hey! A criminal defendant who’s been stuck in court for years because he refuses to follow simple rules has proposed a totally ass-backwards and oversimplified method for running the criminal justice system. Let’s try it!”
Luke Wenke – #117
March 11th, 2024
To read a typed version of this letter, scroll past the PDF viewer.
USA v. Luke Wenke – Document #117
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“SETTLEMENT OFFERS
Make me sign local police orders of protection with [Victim-1/R.G.] and Katie to reduce this issue down to local courts. Transfer my fingerprints over to Minnesota, North Carolina, New York State Troopers and the ——- Police.
Establish an interstate order of protection system to prevent cases like this ever again.
– Homeland Security and all DMVs work together in depth.
– Federal police cameras on all state border lines on back roads and highways. (A.I.)
– More tow truck drivers contracted into Homeland Security to tow violators back to their states.
– U.S. Space Force and Homeland Security work together to track people’s movements.
– S.M.S. texts updating local criminal court victims on if their aggressor is approaching their state.
– Homeland Security and FAA track violators’ flight movements.
– Local, county, and state police all receive training workshops through Homeland Security for this.
– Put someone in this type of situation in jail long enough to have their information sent to the state where they need to be known/watched, and/or to be towed back home by Homeland Security if they violate.
– Only local and county courtrooms would have to deal with this and they need tangible evidence that all parties involved even know each other (all local and county courtrooms in the country then obtain each other’s contact info).
Reconciliation (The Berlin Wall eventually fell…)
I would be willing to get a city owned blighted house in Olean through the city government to put into Katie’s name and help getting a federal loan/grant to pay an Olean city official with a local handyman business to fix it up for her is possible on my end. Taking my substitute teaching/martial arts teaching/community theatre directing resume and applying it to designing a Buddhist Tummo meditation FSA class for violent offenders and a History of Pedophile Punishment FSA class for sex offenders so [Victim-1] can get that passed into law and take the credit for himself. Getting Brett contracted into fixing the water infrastructure for all of Carl Paladino’s properties since it is my mother’s side who knows Carl.
Take those court documented statements and do whatever you want with them.”